It’s nice to see a good Christian woman who’s not ashamed of her body and expressing her sensual side, don’t you think? So many of those churchgoers are so stuck up, even though you know they really want it, behind closed doors. Jessica even got rapped by some kooky Jesus Nazis called The Resistance for being so sexual, especially in her music video for “These Boots Were Made For Walking”, which featured her singing in a pink string bikini.
Now how could you oppose something like that? Jessica made a statement going “It didn’t really surprise me because I grew up with a lot of that backlash. That’s why I didn’t end up going into the Christian music industry. I think that if they’re really good Christians the judgment wouldn’t be there.” That’s telling ‘em, Jessica!
So you see, it’s alright to stare at naked pics of Jessica Simpson. Don’t worry, she’ll understand. A hot Texas girl like her knows what men want and she knows she’s got it. Just look at these pics of her in the buff. Hell, just look at pics of her with her clothes on. She’s got a nice rack, and a sexy body, with hot blonde looks, and a golden tan. If that doesn’t spell bombshell, I don’t know what does. If she never made it big as a singer, she would’ve done great as a centerfold, don’t you think? Nudity really suits this gal, I don’t know how Nick Lachey could let go of this sizzling babe. Oh yeah, maybe it was her IQ. Still, you don’t need brains to strip down to your skin, so she’s still a hell of a lot of fun!