Tiger Woods Reportedly Slept With Jessica Simpson

Wow!  The Tiger Woods Scandal is just getting bigger.  The latest person the golf superstar reportedly slept with, according to Star Magazine, is none other than Jessica Simpson!  The Star reported that the pro golfer and the the blonde bombshell had an extramarital affair sometime back in July of last year, when the two exchanged phone numbers at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament.  Tiger was paired with her then-boyfriend Tony Romo, and when she and Tony split up a month later, Tiger and her started an intimate texting relationship.

Of course Jessica Simpson denies the whole thing. When she went on Twitter, she put down “Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star [sic] magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE!” she tweeted. “‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!”  But that isn’t the way sources tell it.  An informant said that “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it.”  But really, ‘intimate texting relationship’?  Where’s the sex and fucking in all of that?  Not that I believe Jessica, we all know she’s a slut.

Go get ‘em, tiger!  We all know about Tiger Wood’s indiscretions now, and I think Jessica Simpson would make a nice notch on his golf bag.  Jessica Simpson is planning on pursuing charges against Star Magazine, so we’ll see if this lusty blonde really did it or not.