Get Your Jessica Simpson Love Doll Right Now!

Now this has got to be the ultimate stocking stuffer for male fans of Jessica Simpson to stuff their sausage in! Pipedream Productions have recently released blow-up dolls that closely resemble certain celebrities in their most popular screen roles. So you have a Lindsay look-alike on the box hawking a Herbie-esque sexual experience, while Sarah Jessica Porkher declares that she “loves sex in her shitty”. So send for your plastic “Crazy Daisy Love Doll” now, and enjoy her “3 Cylinders of Love”. That means she’ll satisfy you orally, vaginally, or anally! What are you waiting for?