Wow! The Tiger Woods Scandal is just getting bigger. The latest person the golf superstar reportedly slept with, according to Star Magazine, is none other than Jessica Simpson! The Star reported that the pro golfer and the the blonde bombshell had an extramarital affair sometime back in July of last year, when the two exchanged phone numbers at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament. Tiger was paired with her then-boyfriend Tony Romo, and when she and Tony split up a month later, Tiger and her started an intimate texting relationship.
Of course Jessica Simpson denies the whole thing. When she went on Twitter, she put down “Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star [sic] magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE!” she tweeted. “‘The Shocking Inside Story’ is (insert drumroll) A LIE!” But that isn’t the way sources tell it. An informant said that “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it.” But really, ‘intimate texting relationship’? Where’s the sex and fucking in all of that? Not that I believe Jessica, we all know she’s a slut.
Go get ‘em, tiger! We all know about Tiger Wood’s indiscretions now, and I think Jessica Simpson would make a nice notch on his golf bag. Jessica Simpson is planning on pursuing charges against Star Magazine, so we’ll see if this lusty blonde really did it or not.
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At the end of last month, Jessica Simpson was rushed to the hospital, which her reps claimed was because of a kidney infection. But the Star recently reported that the reality TV celebrity was actually there because of problems resulting from months of hard drinking with her boyfriend Tony Romo. A source told the paper that Jessica was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection because of the “obscene amount of alcohol” she was consuming.
Jessica also reportedly asked the doctors for a pregnancy test because she was three weeks late with her period and she was a nervous wreck, thinking that she had gotten pregnant from all that drunken sex. The source then expounded on how Jessica used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she was always watching her calories. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”
Jessica and Tony hooked up in November of last year, so that’s a good half year of bingeing, if you believe this story. Well, I’m not surprised Tony and Jessica need a keg or two to relax after a hard day avoiding drive-by shootings from angry Cowboys fans.
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Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys quarterback and Jessica Simpson’s current boyfriend, found himself meeting not one, but two of Jessica’s exes in an unavoidable situation recently. Romo, Dane Cook, and John Mayer were recognized at the event for Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male of the Year Awards.
Dane Cook was Jessica’s steady date after doing “Employee of the Month” together while John Mayer was Jessica’s main man for nine months, and her highest profile relationship since Nick Lachey.
“I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless,” the quarterback told E! News. If John Mayer’s fearless, it must be because he’s so used to being punked out by the schoolyard metalhead bullies, and then getting his ass kicked by the gangsta rappers on the way home.
In 2005, Jessica Simpson worked on a fitness tape produced by Speedfit, an exercise video company, who acquired her services with a multi-million dollar contract. She later changed her mind about the whole thing and prevented the video from being released by not giving her final approval for the product. Well, what else could happen after that but legal action?
Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Jessica last year for $10 million, and just recently, he’s included her dad and manager Joe Simpson in that suit as well. According to Astilean, the Simpsons “are hurting millions of fat people in America.” A statement from Simpson’s rep merely said, “It’s a legal matter that’s in the hands of attorneys.” Well, what do you millions of fat people think?
An orphanage in Mexico was the recipient of Jessica Simpson’s generosity when the celebrity donated a minivan she won at the MTV Music Awards last year to the organization. The singer won a Chrysler Crossfire sports car at the event, but she asked Chrysler if she could exchange it for a minivan so that the Casa Holgar Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredo could use it.
Simpson had visited the orphanage as a child as part of her youth group mission, and it looks like the place is still near and dear to her heart, because aside from the minivan donation, Jessica has plans to auction off the sexy red dress she wore for her new Pizza Hut commercial to raise funds for the place. The commercial will air during the Superbowl, and the dress will be auctioned off on eBay.
When Mama Lupita (who runs the orphanage) was told that she was getting a brand new seven-passenger minivan from Jessica Simpson, she reportedly cried for three minutes straight and said “I can’t wait to give Jessica a big hug!’”